Giant’s 2009 Opponents:
Eagles x2 – No Heart
Redskins x2 – No Talent
Cowboys x2 – No heterosexuality
Atlanta – Matt Ryan about to enter his sophomore slump
Carolina – No Quarterback
Arizona – Quarterback about to pass away
Oakland – SEE Redskins Comment
San Diego – Nice place to live, Nicer team to have on your schedule
New Orleans – No Defense
Tampa Bay – No Coach
Minnesota – Tarvaris Jackson is their quarterback, right
Denver – On Suicide Watch post-cutler
Kansas City – Building Sand Cassels
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Brian
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Colin
You chose correctly in November and now you know what’s to come. Yankees Baby!
The Yankees Win!
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Brian
Even after Jerry Jones quashed rumors that Wade’s job was in danger, it appears all is not set in stone in Dallas. Dallas front office is considering letting Wade go if the right candidates were interested in the job.
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All Across the nation, cops are cracking down, over the limit? Under Arrest.
Cowboys Swine Fans must have been asking themselves if Romo had got into the Dom a little early.
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Brian
And there’s still 20 minutes to play… hmmm…
Jerry? Terrell? Tony? Wade? Anything to say?
We’ll see you in 2009, just not anytime in January.
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Brian
Reports are surfacing that Eli Manning has already made plans for a trip to Mexico during the Giants guaranteed play off bye. A Resort in Mexico is offering a similar sale as last year for all NFC East Quarterbacks. Eli plans on bringing along a few key players of the giants staff.
When asked if Eli was concerned of a similar event to last years Texas Fold Em against the giants in the second round of the divisional playoffs, Eli responded with “No, I don’t date Jessica Simpson.”
Neither Jessica Simpson or Tony Romo were available for comment.
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Brian
I was gonna put a picture of me renn and corey but this is a blackberry, fuck the cowboys, we’re drunk
