Giant’s 2009 Opponents:
Eagles x2 – No Heart
Redskins x2 – No Talent
Cowboys x2 – No heterosexuality
Atlanta – Matt Ryan about to enter his sophomore slump
Carolina – No Quarterback
Arizona – Quarterback about to pass away
Oakland – SEE Redskins Comment
San Diego – Nice place to live, Nicer team to have on your schedule
New Orleans – No Defense
Tampa Bay [...]

From ESPN.com
This is becoming an expensive season for New York Giants receiver Plaxico Burress.
Having already incurred a $117,000 team fine earlier this month, Burress drew $45,000 in additional fines from the NFL for his actions during and after the Giants’ 29-17 victory over the San Francisco 49ers in Week 7.
The latest fines included $20,000 (+300 [...]