Giant’s 2009 Opponents:
Eagles x2 – No Heart
Redskins x2 – No Talent
Cowboys x2 – No heterosexuality
Atlanta – Matt Ryan about to enter his sophomore slump
Carolina – No Quarterback
Arizona – Quarterback about to pass away
Oakland – SEE Redskins Comment
San Diego – Nice place to live, Nicer team to have on your schedule
New Orleans – No Defense
Tampa Bay [...]