Archive for August, 2009

Eagles Offer Plax 3 Year Contract

That’s right folks. We have reports that the Eagles have already offered Plax a contract for as soon as he gets out of Jail. In fact, before he goes to prison, Michael Vick and him will sit down and construct a playbook for Plax to study.
Andy Reid has a experience in mentoring criminals both inside [...]

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

One More Time

As we begin to wipe the tears following Brett Favre’s latest news conference, we find ourselves asking some important questions. Well, really just one question. Why the hell can’t you stay retired?

Some would like to point to the salary, guaranteed at 12 Million dollars but we here at WAR like to dig deeper. We know [...]

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Brett Farve Furthers Stereotype That Woman Can’t Make Up Their Minds

“Well I really want the Criss-Cut Fries but the Sweet Potato Fries look good too. Oh wait, what’s the woman over there eating, that looks good too… I should have got what you ordered, that looks good” - Brett Farve on his retirement

Ready to move on, the fans are left with the pain of another [...]

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

That Was Fast… That’s What She Said

[E-Bay]
The Eagles have measured Michael Vick’s contract cost against Jersey Sales as well as the more profitable portion of his royalty revenue, the Anti-Vick Clothing Line.

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Eagles Fan Apparel Store Remain Unchanged

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Philly’s Response

What we at WAR are most impressed by is the Journalism Skills of the Local Philly Papers. The full story can apparently be read from pages 102-98.

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Eli Gets 97.5MM Contract Extension, Says What Up to Birdman

[Birdman]
WAR’s Favorite Lyrics of the Song?
“Everyday a new whip hommie, So you know I gets my shine on
Flip after we flip hommie, So you know I gets my grind on
Birdman daddy, Pullin up in dat brand new Cadi
Got money, livin lavish, Got bitches, shippin baggage”
Also Eli’s Favorite Part of the Song

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Vicks First Order of Business, Re-writing Fly Eagles Fly

Die BEagles Die,
On the road to victory.
Fight Dogs fight,
Score a touchdown 1, 2, 3.
Hit’em low, hit’em high,
And watch our BEagles die.
Die Beagles Die,
On the road to victory.
B-E-A-G-L-E-S BEAGLES!

Friday, August 14th, 2009

Eagles Sign Vick, Show They Hate Dogs To…

Eagles Sign Vick, Show They Hate Dogs Too
Eagle Vs Dog - The best video clips are right here

Thursday, August 13th, 2009